Nobody Loves Me!

Nagtext yung friend mo. Sabi, “Nobody Loves Me” with sad and crying emoticons. anong irereply mo? a.) bibigyan mo sya ng encouragement na may magmamahal din sa kanya. b.) tell him/her ang mga posibleng rason kung bakit ganun. c.) aminin ang sikretong nararamdaman, baka perfect timing na ituu!

ang sumusunod ay mga best ‘replies’ sa mga katagang: “NOBODY LOVES ME”

10. “kung si Princess Fiona nga may nagmahal sa kanya! Hayaan mo, dadating din ang Shrek mo.”

9. “I have two words for you: toothpaste and tooth brush. Learn to use both of them and the world will love you more.”

rednobodyloveme

HARD!!

 

8. “…As much as I do.”

7. “Even your fellow primates?”

6. “You and 758 others like this.”

5. “Do I look like someone who cares?”

4. “Tale as old as time…”

3. “Meron pare. Manhid ka lang.”

2. “Ay Sh*t bumili ka na finally ng salamin?”

redsalamin

WOAH!!

1. “OK lang yan, O… Heto saging, akyat ka na sa puno mo.”

Nakakainis lang naman kasi. Buti kung close tayo. So anong gusto mong sabihin? na tayo na lang? Minsan ansarap na lang sabihan ng “No Way?! talaga?! WALA AKONG PAKIALAM.”
Oh, diba ang bait mong kaibigan!

(c) The Best of Chico, Delmar and Gino. The Morning Rush.

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